A profile is much like a story synopsis. Frustrating to write and all too often misleading for the reader.
Keeping that in mind, I'm not going to allow you to scuff your feet on my doorstep. If you want to know more, cross the threshold and talk with me awhile. If you're here to sell me a vacuum cleaner or ask me if I'm saved, bugger off and go bother the neighbors. They probably don't swear as much as I do anyway. ;)